Today I had a dream I dated both Tim & Eric from Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. Now don't get me wrong, I don't spend my day dreams thinking of them. But I've been dreaming about comedians lately (in one dream I made Doug Benson laugh over a joke about powdered wigs). Anyway they were both pretty sweet and (for the record, I think they'd be attractive if they got in shape) but I got to watch them rehearse for their live shows. I believe I dated them separately at different points in my dream. That's probably why they were still able to rehearse without getting into fights over me. A few days ago I had a dream (nightmare) that my dad was getting surgery to look like a woman. It wasn't hardcore, but it must've been the first stages cause I saw them slice his nose. I'm not sure why my dad would start at the nose to look like a woman. I tried to see if they added tits but I think things got blurred when I tried to look. I remember thinking, "my family is so normal, I guess something had to give."A few weeks ago, when I was in Thailand, I was the closest I had ever been to lucid dreaming. Once I was aware all the colors instantly became bright and vivid. It was pretty beautiful. I tried to turn it into a sex dream. But all I could do was watch what was going on in my point of view. And I was about to stuff a huge burger in my mouth. I think dreams become more crazy when you're sleep deprived. This other time, I woke up really early to take care of my brother's dogs and I guess I had went to bed in the wee hours of the morning. So when I took a nap at his place I had a dream that felt so real. The setting was the same--my brother's house and me on the couch. And there was this boy behind it and I climbed out of the couch and was gonna fall into him and make out hardcore. I woke up with the falling sensation.And a few months ago I had a dream where I was going to a public bathroom and this white dude was like you cant go in there my buddy's taking care of business, but now you know and he came after me. I think I enventually found a car with friends and they took me the bathroom where I peed but I awoke to the warm sensation of me peeing in my bed. It was only like a dribble and I caught it in time to stop. I was never a bed wetter growing up and at 21 I don't know what it means.True Story:I think I'm building up to do a short comic in color.